And by reader I mean my mum. Hiyah Mum.
I'm writing to let you know that I'm still here and normal service will resume shortly.
The last couple of weeks have been a whirlwind of HOT kitchens (I mean Bikram hot kitchens) and the only recipes I can think about posting involve a large glass, ice and a long shot of H2O. See that little puddle melting in the corner there? That's me.